crystalwitches:

amethyst takes her new gf home to the fam. they love her.

part of the occult au but feel free to use for your amedot humanverse needs. big thanks to @purple-apple578 for translating!!

wheremyshrimps:

bigshrimpass:

wheremyshrimps:

what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree

no it’s fucking murder

knifebook:

In-depth analysis of Holly Blue Agate

On Deviantart

Hope to make more stuff soon! 

halfconcealed:

thedeadlygrips:

me

nice try mario

surprisebitch:

frogii:

internetopia:

fernhat:

inkblotpony:

deltasniper1000:

biff-donderglutes:

dongstomper:

golden-eyedghost:

areyoufromanotherplanet:

andrewbelami:

thatgurlataylor:

autie-commie:

boozevulture:

hamiltonthemusicalfan666:

ikazon:

andrewbelami:

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

This post is a journey

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

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bunny-berzie:

YEET!!!!!!

shizuos:

same

likes-to-icicle:

It’s real and it hurts.

gendersnaps:

gooeychewy:

That Tumblr Mobile™ feel when you open the app after having it closed for a while and you catch a glimpse of a really good post, and you sigh internally because you just know it’s about to be whisked away into the abyss never to be found again as your dashboard automatically refreshes

the first time i saw this post was on mobile and this exact thing it describes happened to it. it was like really frustrating poetry

nedoiko:

drowningsun:

altadude:

tediousfeline:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I used to ship Tony and the Trix bunny, but holy hell this story has reached me OMO

conditionalstudent:

wetorturedsomefolks:

nudlestrudel:

wetorturedsomefolks:

someone tell the feds this is a little on the nose

@ the cia, next time you should know that any girl who lists “jackets” as something she can’t live without is definitely not straight

this comment was actually the first thing to make me realize that this account has exactly two interests listed other than communism and they’re “twin peaks” and “jackets”

like whoever was making this awful sockpuppet was, somewhere around fifteen minutes into writing unconvincing faux-tankie lingo, like “aah shit. this won’t be believable unless i make this girl into something other than communism. let’s see, what do college aged girls like? twin peaks, that’s good. and… *furrows brow* uhh… jackets?”

My kind of girl. Id fall for her honestly

k1mkardashian:

I had a dream I was nicki minajs stylist and we were picking out purses and she wanted to choose an ugly one and I told her straight up it was ugly and I was scared for a second but she thanked me for being real

marinayoshi:

I had a genuine ‘gasp’ moment when I saw her face.